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Friday, February 17, 2012

In the News 

The biennial “Aachener Membran Kolloquium” (AMK), organised by the Chair of Chemical Process Engineering at RWTH Aachen University, continues to be the international conference on industrial membrane applications.

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Friday, March 11, 2011

Literary Investigations 

Did you know that the smash hit film Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is actually based on an anonymous Jacobean comedy called “The Goodman Hath By Some Alchymie Diminish'd His Childer”??

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Defensible Value Proposition 

I'm going ahead with the secret bombing of Chaos
A masterstroke if I do say so
I hope no one finds out.

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Thursday, February 10, 2011

WikiLeaks Threatens Legal Action 

In the Guardian today ... :

Wikileaks is threatening to take legal action against a former employee whose book chronicling his time with the organisation characterises its founder, Julian Assange, as obsessed by power and money and with a fondness for young women.

“[O]bsessed by power and money and with a fondness for young women”??? Holy shit man, this will not stand.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Looking Around 

We are sorry, the page you requested cannot be found.
But we would like to have a chat with you about why you requested that page.
What did you think you would find there?
Are you not satisfied with the normal, mainstream news that you can access?
Do you think you are special? Is that it?
Who told you about that page?
Where did you hear about it?
Who else knows about it?
Have you told anyone else?
If yes, who?
Type their name(s) here:_______________

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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Dream/TV 

In my dream I am watching TV, which is showing a poorly-produced knock-off of one of my earlier, better dreams.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Moment of Self-Examination 

Imagine finding yourself burning in Hell for all eternity.

Would you not be baffled?

“What's the meaning of this?” you will probably ask. “It seems less than fair.”

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Watching TV is a good way to tear yourself away from the computer.