Loser's Guide
Loser's Guide
Loser's Guide to Life
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Catalogue Raisonné of Small Disappointments — I
Sweat the small stuff, and the big stuff will take care of itself.
- "Rockets" at Hallowe'en. You think there's a big bag of loot, but a great component turns out to be these rolls of chalky little spinal discs made of dried Kool-Aid.
- Prague. Brzo budu v Praze! Národní divadlo a jiné památky! Now it's just full of morons teaching English and their moronic friends who come to visit them there.
- Krazy Glue. It probably works under ideal conditions, in a perfect vacuum, the things to be glued preternaturally clean of any foreign molecule. For everything else use Elmer's.
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