Loser's Guide to Life
The only portrait of Jane Austen I have seen is probably the one everybody knows, an engraving in which she appears rather crapulous and out of sorts. I think she was probably a great boozer who would periodically straighten out and write one of those novels. I don't think you can read much of any of her work without coming to that conclusion. The tension, the cruelty, the joyless humour. Perhaps she was just miserable. I prefer to think she was drunk much of the time.