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Friday, September 30, 2005

Employee Behaviour — I 

In a recent case the patient ("Employee X") presented with an apparent inability to sit still and get any work done. Like a neurasthenic animal brought to the edge of meltdown in his cage by bored scientists, the subject fidgets and fidgets. Taps out an angry e-mail at noon, tappety tappety! Tap-tap? Tap! Rummages in a desk drawer, whoosh - slam! Slam! Slam! Gets up again, for the third time. Where to? Photocopier? Nah. Not dynamic enough. Need something to stop the bugs crawling through my brain. A meeting - yes!

We recommend 50cc of Shutupnsitdownamin, administered via blowdart.


— posted by P. Drāno at 6:51 PM 0 Comments

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