Loser's Guide to Life
I felt like a kid again, watching an old William Holden movie, The Revengers (1972), baffled by unconscionable boredom being served up as entertainment. My goodness, it was boring. A farmer comes home to his nice farm, the family gathers around, his son says "Can I come Pa? Can I?", so soon there will be a wild massacre. Then he recuperates from his wounds, aided by some good woman, and there is a lot of muted string music. He can't decide whether to hang around or go off and kill the people. I couldn't watch more than five minutes of this, it was that slow and unrewarding.