Loser's Guide to Life
"Give a man a fish: feed him for a day, teach a man ..."
Excuse me; *ZZZZzzzzzzz*. That's the sort of thing that insane schoolteachers are always telling you.
One of my teachers took me aside one afternoon to quiz me about my carefully hidden disdain for the classroom environment. Did I not like this school? Did I not care for the other little boys and girls?
I explained to her: "No, ma'am. I quite like the school. It's you I can't stand, and you're always here."