At a meeting with the King of the Popes up there, talking about the great strides we have made. A long, self-congratulatory spiel, exactly like every other long spiel that heaps praise on the various corporate windbags, even as it hides his atrabilious contempt for his employees! Let's listen:

... Bla bla bla ... you can all feel proud ... biggest in the East ... and now ... let me introduce ... I've known him since ... wants more space in the new building, Ha! Ha! Ha! ... and so, to keep this short ... let me just say....

Oh. From my new pozhishion fayshe down in dish trashbashket, I can shtill recall ... why, shome of you no doubt remember ... yearsh of work on dish new projet ... Ha! Ha! Ha! Lol ...