Loser's Guide to Life
Remember the boy who played the Artful Dodger in the 1968 move Oliver!? I do. Jack Wild was his name. For while there he was big, and then he got a job with some US kids' show, "H.R. Puffnstuff"a bad sign. Of course he started drinking: More here.
I think kids' shows oughtn't to be allowed. They drive people to drink.