Loser's Guide to Life
I thought I'd try to find something delicious for the cat to eat. It is the weekend, you know.
However, there doesn't seem to be anything except the usual, so she has her choice of mystery pellets or canned offal. Oh well. At least all the catfood in use in the household bears the veterinarians' caduceus on the side of the container: that means it is perfectly wholesome, honest food that any cat should be grateful to have. At least it's not loaded with heavy metals and ground-up sheep's brain.
I should probably pick up something special from the fish & wildlife dept. while I'm at it.