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Thursday, January 26, 2006

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Start Lying Like a Bastard 

Canada's own Master Corporal "Endearingly macho", as he styles himself, or "Ya Big Lug", as I calls him, explains that the attack on Pakistani villagers was fair play because the ordnance shown in a news photo supposedly illustrating its aftermath is an unfired artillery round, not an unexploded bomb that might have been found in the rubble. Everyone who worried about the value of blowing up some 18 civilians without bagging a single terrorist can now heave a sigh of relief: "This particular fellow [the old grandad in the picture] would certainly seem to be linked to something."

Yeah. Under the right circumstances—mood, lighting, a few good props, a little wine—I should certainly seem to be the King of Spain. Did you know that?


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