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Friday, February 10, 2006

Unimportant Stuff 

Wouldn't it be weird if it turned out that bin Laden had been hiding in New Orleans just before Katrina? He saves a few people from drowning but, weakened by his kidney disease, he slides into the floodwaters and is lost. "Who was that man?" the rescued people ask each other.

They tell their story to the authorities, describing their saviour, and the authorities quickly put two and two together: one of the thousand or so missing is bin Laden!

The work of accounting for all those people is quietly suspended ...


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