Loser's Guide to Life
Didn't you get my memo?!
Ha-ha, consider yourself blessed that I routinely delete all your tiresome, illiterate memos unread, thereby saving us hours of costly back-and-forthing, dithering, and time-wasting journeys in search of managerial will-'o-the-wisps. Fool! Hypocrite! And what I ought to have done is assemble them into an archive for the whole world to make sport of. How would you like that?
Now that I think of it, wasn't Memo some useless Greek deity of some kind?