Loser's Guide to Life
"Vroom vrooom vrooom", went the photocopier, "Vroom vroom, I'm making copies of something to be distributed at a meeting. Copies for all!"
"Stop, little photocopier! don't you know you're just contributing to a monstrous replication of poorly-worded stuff? With paragraphs and paragraphs of explanation that no one will read, if they value their sanity? Where will it all end?"
"Vroooooom, I am a photocopier, let me work."