Loser's Guide to Life
I used to keep getting these memos or whatever they were, actually sheaves of whatnot with all sorts of stuff written on them, minutes of some meeting, retorts, messages from remarkable honchos and so on. Quite often there would be a little sticky note at the top saying "FYI", by way of explaining the distribution of this stuff.
"FYI?" I thought. "What could that mean? Federal Yeast Inspector? Free Your Instinct? Faire les Yeux Insensés? Forget Yokohama, Imbecile? Fyodor Yakovlevich Innovatorov? Fabulous Young Implements? Fuck, You're Ignorant?"