Loser's Guide to Life
I've been searching for this bit by Jim Gaffigan and someone told me it might be on Youtube, and they were right.
Actually, I was just looking for some excuse to try out this Youtube. A great many of the Youtube favourites are kind of sad, really, but then you can search for things. There are a number of "Dr Katz" segments, for example, and Chad Myers having a fit on CNN, and all sorts. It's better than watching TV because you can hand-pick only the finest videos and watch them again and again. And again!
Did you know that if you set up some parabolic reflectors in front of your microwave oven and configured them the right way, you could burn your neighbour's house down?