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Saturday, July 08, 2006

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The picture at right is not really a picture at all. Oh, it looks like a still from A bout de souffle, but it's really a bunch of tiny (3px) ASCII characters. You can convert a jpeg to ASCII, but for html purposes you have to insert line-breaks at the end of each line. Then you can remove any unwanted spaces which might mess things up. Then you can tell the <p> to be really small courier new (it has to be a monospace font to avoid distortion).

Why would this be useful? Well, supposing you couldn't upload images to your site. Or what if you wanted to share a secret map of Treasure Island with your friends—the uninitiated would just see lots of "DD888,,," and so on, in its raw state, but your friends would know to reconstitute it as described. Furthermore, you'll notice that it's possible to copy and paste this imageoid with your mouse in the regular way. That means you can copy a portion of it, and dump it into Notebook or whatever. So you can just delete all those memory-hogging image programs, because you won't need them. Do it now.

Oh, I can't even begin to talk about this properly, it's too exciting.



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