Loser's Guide to Life
“I'll have a medium coffee, please!”
“Would you like anything in it?”
“Just the flavour of aromatic freshly-roasted coffee beans from the hillsides of Cucubonobo Estate, harvested by smiling peasants chewing cocoa leaves like there was no tomorrow, and dreaming of one day travelling to the capital to buy rheumatism medicine for Mamacíta, thanks!”