Loser's Guide to Life
Sometimes you meet people who don't like to be alone. If you think about it, that's an insoluble problem, because people are alone whether they like it or don't like it so much. That is the deal.
However, some people can't see their way through this. They have to do something about it, mostly complain. They can't read a book, or make a study of lepidoptera, or install trojans on the computer. They're at a loss. Life becomes difficult for everyone. It is sad.
But I guess my advice is, if you're one of those people who can't stand to be alone, whatever you do, stay the fuck away from other people.