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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Chez l'Artiste 

The fumes from his paints were causing him to have hallucinations, and he started painting them. Huge canvases of hallucinations. They were quite interesting.

“Well, that's quite interesting,” visitors to the studio would say, viewing the big squigglies, “what is it?” And the painter would jump up in a blind rage and go for them with the palette knife. “If you huff enough paint, this is what you see, you asshole!” he would point out. He also smoked large amounts of dope, which gave his works their signature lack of purpose. But they were quite interesting.


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