Loser's Guide to Life
Not another erotic tanka suite. Please no.
This book contains the “selected haiku” of this writer. Do you know what that means? It means he wrote some haiku that didn't make the cut. He wrote them and left them on the windowsill to dry, and the next day he he examined them with a loupe and found they had tiny flaws.
of this terrible writer
(That's the frog jumping into the pond in order to get away from the boring writer in Spring time.)