By RUDYARD KIPLING
Editor and chief contributor of Loser's Guide to Life, Pierre Drāno was born in a small village in Manitoba, Canada. At a glance I read him, tho' without more than a "how d'ye do" between us; for the scholarly stoop and the visage wearied with long stints at a workbench stained with acids and what-have-you told me more than any number of long and boring pieces in the The Civil and Military Gazette ever could.
Will this do? -- R.
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