Loser's Guide to Life
Concerning jargon, I found a good word just this minute: problemette. How do you like it?
I think it's not bad. The best part is that until now it seems to have been used exclusively for computer and digital imaging misfirings. Of course, not all jargon should just be lifted and used inappropriately. It's not correct to just go about borrowing words because you think they sound more “cool” than the normal term. That's the lazy man's way.
But this word is—very promising.