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Loser's Guide Loser's Guide

 Loser's Guide to Life

Saturday, October 20, 2007

At the Video Store 

“Yeah, what I'm really looking for is a movie like a cheap romance novel, except with really convincing violence—you know, rape, evisceration and brain-splatter—but it ends on an uplifting, satisfying note.”

“Yeah, I know—exciting, but it works out because there's a sort of lesson. Makes you feel you've learned something.”

“‘Do unto others’, like that.”

“Exactly! Is that like a quote from somewhere?”

“No. So this is good, you say?”

“I kinda liked it. What happens, is—”

“Shush! Don't spoil it!”

“My lips are sealed.”

“Because if you do that—it's spoiled, like week-old potato salad.”

“Ugh.”

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Watching TV is a good way to tear yourself away from the computer.