Loser's Guide to Life
The Insane Detective pursuing nonexistant clues.
But he's almost right.
He passes by the scene of another crime, dimly aware of it, curious, even—other detective are already gathering there, greeting each other, slapping each other on the back. He is tempted to join them. How easy that would be! But his crime scene is elsewhere. No, everywhere. There are no borders to the crime scene. The crime is undetermined, and a man is being sought.