Loser's Guide to Life
I thought as it's New Year's Eve I should buy some alcohol so I can wake up with a huge hangover in the new year, just to get things off to a good start in 2010!
But it seems to be sort of cold in my apartment, and I thought: Drunk and frozen is no way to start the new year. And contrary to popular belief, alcohol really lowers bodily temperature somewhat.
But then I thought, oh, it's New Year's! Live a little! So I got a bunch of wine and made a small fire in the trash, which I can probably easily control—right? Just, you know, have to keep an eye on it.