Loser's Guide to Life
That's ten minutes of my life, my life-span, that you've consumed. Thoughtlessly. You are like a corporation laying waste to dreaming hills to get one lousy mineral.
—Did you know there's bauxite somewhere underneath all this?
—Trash the fucker!
Yes, a corporation. Except your shares are worthless. Your IPO went nowhere. The Dow laughs at you.