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Monday, February 08, 2010

Overheard (Almost) 

That's ten minutes of my life, my life-span, that you've consumed. Thoughtlessly. You are like a corporation laying waste to dreaming hills to get one lousy mineral.

—Did you know there's bauxite somewhere underneath all this?

—Trash the fucker!

Yes, a corporation. Except your shares are worthless. Your IPO went nowhere. The Dow laughs at you.



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Watching TV is a good way to tear yourself away from the computer.