Loser's Guide to Life
It's funny, police in this country regularly light up somebody with 50,000 volts for no good reason, but they're easily frightened. Look at them cross-eyed and you can get charged with “intimidation of justice system participant by watch and beset”. Just watching them gets them all antsy, of course, but besetting them—that's pretty serious.
“Are you besetting me, sir?”
“Uh, no, I was just—”
“Sir? I'm gonna have to ask you to stop besetting me.”