Loser's Guide to Life
Just to make assurances doubly sure, he gave us a brief tour of his house at 4 Hawmatawk Crescent. A fine house. Typical for a career officer of his age, aside from the, what is it, sort of dungeon thing in the basement.
He also showed us a movie of him asleep at the time of the murder. There was a time stamp and everything. There you are. 4:30 am, the time of the murder, and there he is, coughing and going back to sleep.
“I remember thinking, as I lay there asleep, what if there was a murder going on somewhere? And here I am, safely far away, sleeping the sleep of an innocent man with a solid, solid alibi.”