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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
ALL HANDS JOINED IN A LUSTY CHEER
Here are the captions to a bunch of illustrations in some adventure book:
DESMOND FIRED RIGHT INTO THEIR MIDST
THE NEXT INSTANT WE CAUGHT SIGHT OF THE SAVAGE-LOOKING HEAD OF ONE OF THE MONSTERS
“IF YOU SHOUT, I WILL PUT A BULLET THROUGH YOUR HEAD”
WHEN I RECOVERED, I FOUND MYSELF LYING ON THE DECK
“BOB ELLIOT LIGHT 'UM PIPE HERE,” SAID DOOLIBUT
ALL HANDS JOINED IN A LUSTY CHEER
SOME, ON THEIR KNEES, WERE PRAYING
THE CONVICT ATTEMPTS TO ESCAPE
A SAVAGE HELD HER BY HER LONG HAIR, WITH HIS SWORD LIFTED ABOVE HER HEAD
People certainly knew how to entertain themselves back then.
Labels: Old Books
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posted by P. Drāno at 11:45 AM
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