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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Things Not to Put in a Movie 

People slowly approaching the camera though thick fog for long minutes of opening credits.

People silhouetted on a hillside.

Someone doing something in the yard viewed, for no reason, from inside the (irrelevant) barn through big cracks in the wall.

A dusty window in a farm building, interior, somebody's retarded face looking into it from the outside, it having been established that the building is abandoned.

Any character who has to walk with a bad ankle, leg, knee, whatever. Shoot them.



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