Loser's Guide to Life
A tall young woman unloads parts of her knapsack at a table nearby as she prepares to settle. A binder, some pens, and Abnormal Psychology, 6th ed., which probably retails for around USD 399.99. Abnormal psychology = babe magnet.
I straighten my tie, shoot my cuffs, clear my throat, temporarily overcome several facial tics...Why, excuse me, Miss. I couldn't help noticing...